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Hold Your Tongue – Flan Texture Slime | Thanksgiving Stress Relief Slime | Tom Ford Inspired Scent | Extra Thick Glue All Glossy Stretchy Texture

Hold Your Tongue – Flan Texture Slime | Thanksgiving Stress Relief Slime | Tom Ford Inspired Scent | Extra Thick Glue All Glossy Stretchy Texture

Regular price $13.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $13.99 USD
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Size: 6oz

Texture: Flan (extra extra thick glue all t&g)

Add Ins: 1 prank fake tongue charm (because yes, sometimes holding your tongue is the toughest stretch).

Scent: Inspired by “F’ing Fabulous” by Tom Ford (light moderate)

Thanksgiving with the fam: full plates, full hearts, and a buffet of passive aggressive questions guaranteed to test your zen. This slime is your reminder that sometimes the smartest move is to not engage. Pick your battles, skip the drama, and slip into something satisfying instead.

Why you’ll love it:

New Flan texture: Think ultra glue thickie + gloss + serious stretch.

Minimal add-ons for maximum focus and slimers on a budget: the slime, the fake tongue, the mood, keeps more money in your wallet

Scent that says loud and clear: “I am indeed, f’ing fabulous.”

Perfect for:

That one person prepping for the holiday chaos, someone craving hilarity + stress relief, or a gift for the friend whose family dinner always needs a coping mechanism.

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